WELL if Katy Perry liked it, you KNOW it's great. *shoots self*

old wicker man, not remake with bees wicker man.
though bees at Coachella does have an intriguing allure to it…

OH. Wow. I hope for his sake his narrow world view expanded since…

wow cinnabun purgatory *imagines this for a few hours*

something must be missing in this story. they were bad on stage because they were drinking beer? what?

seriously.

we should find them new topics. Do they even read the comments? they should, since the writing in the comments (I'm excluding myself obviously) is far superior to the writing in the actual 'think' pieces!

Meatwad: Arise, chicken!

Early: Fruit don't talk, fruit just listens… and waits.

Frisky Dingo I LOVED IT.
"You can't fax Glitter!"
"Not with THAT attitude!"

he'd be stuck doing movies where he has to take dumps in sinks and/or tubs.

it was the same, but different?

CRTC! *headdesk* lol

I'm a big chick, tall and fridge built. I love short-ish, dark haired jewish guys, not big guys. you dig who you dig, that's all.

everyone knows bald guys are hot.

that sounds like an amazing cure to internet/social media burn-out.

3) how sore my back was the next day after wearing boobs for several hours.
- imagine that, but every. single. day. of your life. sooo much fun.

(non-topical posting - I love your name - big FSA fan here heh - wait PULSAR FSA fan).

and the patterns on the clothes are so terrible no one should ever wear them. ever.

YES yes yes yes yes.