You’re a lifesaver, Homer. I can’t deal with these hard-core fans.

Yep!

Oh, this is so nice to read! Thank you!

Is it safe to assume that you were immediately offered the job when they saw on your resume that you have an uncle who works for Nintendo?

I loved your work at Inverse and LOVED your work at Destructoid, so I’m really pumped to see you here!!

hello, Ashley, and welcome to Kotaku! On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

They’re a very good software developer masquerading as a really terrible publisher. The merger with Enix is, I feel, what starting causing it, since Enix was always much more of a publisher.

Though as much as I would love for them to simply focus on the part of the business they’re good at, the reality of the modern…

“...worried about Square Enix’s common sense.”

Wait... you can do that more than once?!

Uuh, I didn’t take well his tone and being called Maidenless, and uuh, kinda killed him. Very early on. Oops?

This sated my morbid curiosity as to the maintenance messages given when I logged onto Genshin, and a good picture to the plight that’s going on in Shanghai.

I wish internet was filled with interactions like this.

I realized my pithy remark comes off as callow.

Uninstall then.

The Cow says ‘Moo!’

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER COSPLAYS NINA?!

im just gonna say that in addition to the troll messages the dead guy did not look like a friend worth trusting 

When you roll the gacha, always do your wishes one at a time. There is no benefit to rolling 10 at a time. Usually, you want to avoid duplicates and not all characters have good constellations for rolling a duplicate. It’s usually better to build a large cast of party members for different situations.

Found the engineer