My nephews, Easton and Weston, would like you to know it could get a shitload worse.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE WANTS A SEX AND THE CITY 3!!!!

always trust the Vikings to play their worst game at the most important time of the year.

Pats vs Eagles again. Couldn’t have happened to nicer fan bases.

Maybe the Jag committed suicide due to the shame of wearing that garish offset stripe?

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

Other alternatives:

Well, now that he can no longer wall off giant sections of state owned public beaches for his own use, I imagine his future beach visits will mostly involve concerned biologists trying to get him back into the water.

Why exactly do we need to not forget that?She was neither a politician nor an activist who is leaving behind a legacy of harming many others through her backwards views. Do you go to funerals and walk around reminding people of the deceased’s faults?A woman whose music obviously touched the lives of millions of…

The crowd’s roar clip is amazing - I had Seahawks season tickets for a few years when they played in the Kingdome, (Zorn! Krieg! Largent! um, Bosworth?), and that place got really loud, but I don’t think it ever got that loud.

Maybe it’s not the right time for this. She died at 46 would you like her to be punished more?

I bet Packer fans would be salty about a team that can thrive with a backup QB.

You and your buddy are a couple of giant fucking babies. Here’s an idea: fucking write about it yourselves if you’re so displeased. Otherwise, kindly shut the fuck up and move on

Unfortunately, an average consumer of Groupon wouldn’t know anything about that. We’re in it for the deals. We would have no way of knowing the inner workings of temp life at Groupon.

That’s the biggest break you can recall? Not Tyree’s helmet catch? Not Mariota throwing himself a touchdown pass? Not a defender falling down so Tim fucking Tebow could toss a game-winning touchdown pass?

I think I heard this on NPR yesterday so credit where its due.

My primary partner has never had a dog. So I got her a dog for Christmas.

Leverage for what? The election? The people who were willing to vote for a racist bigot probably wouldn’t have changed their minds because of this, and the people who wouldn’t vote for Hillary would still not have voted for her because of her husband. After the election? You know that elected members of congress and…

Oh, it’s most definitely been explored....

So add an experience like this to their appalling environmental practices, ruining of small ports-of-call, not meaningfully experiencing the culture of anywhere you visit, and getting stuck with 5,000 overweight retirees to the list of reasons not to go on a cruise.