Can we clear up the Uber-tipping thing, please? I was pretty confident about not tipping after being told by a driver that they don’t accept tips. Apparently, this is not the case???

Nice of him to represent his team, though.

I’m sitting here like “WTF is A-U-S??” Yeah, try USA, smarty pants.

It’s not the hate of men’s hats. Far from it. Like most trends, there are always a bunch of douchecanoes that ruin it for everyone. Personally, I think a dude in a hat other than a baseball cap, can be totally hot. It really just depends on the personality. So, let your style-star shine!

I really wish it totaled 420%.

Oh my lord. I was just going to mention that it was probably a trilby.

I moved from Minnesota about two years ago and legitimately the only thing I miss is Surly. Especially the Coffee Bender. I do not miss the douchecanoes on the Surly fixies however.

Formerly of Minneapolis, and let me just tell you how effing much I hate those abominations. NOTHING can ruin your day like get stuck behind some disgusting bachelorette party or, god forbid, a herd of outer suburb moms. Also, stop yelling at people on the sidewalk and waving. We all hate you.

It seriously took me over half the article to figure out what “whinged” was. I not any better for it.

And here I was so proud of myself for discovering lip liner for the first time in 33 years. LAST. WEEK.

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I feel like this “message” is muddled. So, it’s okay to smack your kid around if they’re engaging in violent protests? But, any other time it’s child abuse? Interesting that we condone violence to rectify violence. Oh wait, now I see the problem. BTW, I really need to leave work. :)

The study I read (made up for convenience) said that having a name is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping.

Back when (wait for it...) Nickelback were actually huge with that “this is how you remind me” song, this trainwreck (seriously, she is where that came from) girl that I went to college with scored tickets to see them. She came over to our house at like 10am the next day, still drunk, still coked out and was telling…

When I was about 14, my parents decided to pack the family up for a road trip to Florida from Minnesota, including our boat. We somehow managed to complete the drive without self-destructing (I credit my Oasis CD for that) and my parents decided we NEEDED to see the Everglades. After a brief stop at the ranger…

It’s like Steven Tyler. End of sentence.

The other caveat with that is most bussers/bar backs expect to be tipped out for their services, so as a server, you want to get them out of there as quickly as possible, thus preserving your hard-earned blood money.