I find this worldview to be a form of mental illness. “I watched my friends all have fun in their 20's, while I, an intellectual, ate rice and beans every night while sleeping in my car to save money for some hypothetical future date when I will finally live a life.”

The Jazz comp is an interesting one. Would you definitely take Embiid and Simmons over Mitchell and Gobert for the next five years?

I’d add Kevin Hart, Melissa McCarthy, and (maybe) DiCaprio.

You guys are the ones who think that winning a championship is the only acceptable measure of success. If both teams lose in the second round to the Celtics, they are both equal failures, no?

My bad, it was only five years of fraud, not six.

In 2012, the last pre “The Process” year, the 76-ers lost in the second round to the Celtics. Now, after 6 years of basketball so unconscionably, intentionally bad that it should constitute fraud against every season ticket holder, the result is...losing in the second round to the Celtics. This is the basketball gods…

This is a fun series. It’s almost breathtaking to read this reporter so casually dismiss/shit on fricking Halloween, Trading Places, and Spinal Tap in the span of about a paragraph.

This slaps in the car with the window down.

If anything, the argument for unions is WEAKEST in the context of police and firefighters. They provide vital functions for public safety and are effectively negotiating against the taxpayer rather than against rentier/capitalist owners.

Stewart-Cousins is great. Is she running for Governor?

Yes, let’s re-elect Andrew Cuomo with his extensive experience..checks notes..being Mario Cuomo’s son.

The Kings. Now and always.

Israeli, which is it’s own problematic subset.

Fellow Bulls fan here. I’d correct that to say that Thibs WAS a great assistant coach about 5-10 years ago. But his two big innovations were play your starters a lot and overload the strong side to force teams to take jumpshots. Despite radical changes in how the league understands the importance of rest and…

Swole Pete Davidson

Troll

All edges potatoes has been figured out, so there’s hope.

To say that was “clearly” a penalty seems like a stretch. It’s not an objectively terrible call, but I’d put it 50/50. Oliver is a generally terrible referee, so I’m less inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Yes, I’m sure that the kid who can’t get college loans or apply for a job because he got arrested on a bullshit weed possession charge would agree that your weird uncle posting Russian sponsored nonsense on Facebook is a more serious issue.

You really should try smoking weed though, it’s great.