How about the “Who’s next” list?

Mirotic has been the biggest f-ing disappointment all around. I remember a few years ago, before he came over from Europe, he was going to be one of the central pieces in a trade to bring Kobe Bryant to the Bulls. Now they will probably have to attach a pick just to get someone to take him off their hands.

Interesting. I think I would want to find room for Fincher and Denis Villeneuve.

I’ll bite. Who are the other four?

There is a space for an organization/movement to develop around this. I’m thinking something along the lines of the old Guardian Angels, but instead of red berets on the subway, it’s just women carrying tiny pocketknives and quickly stabbing dudes in the dick for cat-calling or public harassment.

I think there will be improvement by replacement, just in terms of taking Monroe off the team. These dudes need to run! And Bledsoe will (hopefully) help convince Kidd to let them.

So basically the Bulls. The Bulls are butt.

This should have been posted in the horror stories blog yesterday.

I feel bad for those kids, growing up in the sunken place.

Another five years of this and you can step up from Ray Felton to Dr. Andre Miller, Ph.D

Grapes are surprisingly delicious when lightly pickled.

Don’t forget WeWork, who recently invented property management.

Or by not having one.

Old and stale are redundant. The description is “Pale, male and stale.”

Please tell me that you both have had a 40 by now.

You don’t need to constantly rotate it. A quarter-turn every minute or so does fine and allows you to put the stick down (assuming you prop it on something) so you can do other things like open bottles of whiskey with your hands.

You are forgetting that Doc is going to bury him on the bench and give all his minutes to Austin Rivers instead.

This also would only really work for people who either have low libidos or do not value monogamy in a marriage. I’m not passing any judgment on anyone to whom either or both of those apply, or whose marriage works for them along those terms. But to say that the only limit to living this way is the money to afford…

I kind of assume that she slept with Weinstein at this point, no?

I grew up in Chicago, lived in a bunch of other places for about 15 years, and have been back for the last 5. Here are a few notes: