So did Beyonce.

I think the plural is actually Kennys Smith.

Where do I move to in order to find people who are good at NBA Jam? (The arcade version, not the home console bullshit)

I vaguely remember an ill-advised McD chicken nugget eating contest. They sold them in 20 packs then, which I don’t think they do anymore. Everyone made it through 2 of the 20 packs. The winner finished 4 packs for 80 total nuggets. We all went out to a party that night.

It’s going to be funny in a sad, depressing way when CruzFranken Lobbying, LLP opens in a few years.

That moment at the end, cutting between Dev at the bar and his father at the mosque, was really beautiful.

You sound like a college freshman who just read Ayn Rand.

If there are less than 20,000 people it is not a city. More like a village, maybe a town.

Regarding “PTO” versus “vacation days” doesn’t PTO include both vacation and sick days?

Do you think it holds up though? It’s basically a feature length gaslighting. I lump this movie in with the bit int 16 Candles where cool guy Jake tells the nerd to go bang his drunk girlfriend, and then she wakes up the next day and says she liked it.

I don’t know how you summoned the strength of will not to spell clothes with a k in that headline.

Another reason why Brexit was a terrible idea.

Same. And I had Marte too. My outfield is fucked.

I agree that Shelby Foote’s insufferably charming ass was the problem. I think Burns just realized how good he was on camera and gave him too much air time.

I wonder if the league could give refs the discretion to call a technical the other way on this stuff. I’m thinking of something similar to soccer refs being able to issue a yellow card for diving.

Seriously? I love Ken Burns, but that doc engages in a looooot of “lost cause” mythologizing.

I agree that Kershaw is in his own league, but how many are there really that can stand with Sale in the second tier right now? Scherzer, Bumgarner...that’s all I’ve got. I could see an argument for Syndegaard, but I want one more full season out of him first to prove it. Kluber or Arrieta maybe?

This article would be better if you engaged with the strongest arguments in favor of lower tax rates on capital gains rather than just moralizing.

You should just take the L and go home Rachel.

She was working at UPS and driving a ‘98 Camry. How close were they, really?