I tried the Beta and the tutorial had me thinking that the game would be fun. Then I tried my first online game, and realised that it was all the worst parts of Dark Souls PVP mashed together with a more complex combat system.

Have you seen a typical 50-something suburban white dude’s Facebook feed?

As an American; yes, absolutely it is our responsibility to welcome immigrants unwelcome in their countries of origin. We are not an ethnostate or dictatorship yet.

I’m Korean myself, and while I can definitely see where people are coming from when they say it’s creepy, I find it more comforting—makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

#FreeMelania

PLAY OF THE GAME

Quick! Everyone start reprogramming your eproms!

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying!

That’s about the only way you’ll see someone score on Reddit.

I don’t want to crack open my damn PS4.

Something I couldn’t fit into the story: the Tomb Prospectors are so well-acquainted with Chalice Dungeons and the enemies within, they catalog attack repertoires. Turns out, it can be very rare to see certain moves pulled off by enemies, so even specific attacks can be considered “finds.”

thats how it usually happens in my fanfic.

Am I the only one who thinks the Mario one looks like he’s on the toilet, and that his hand-waving action makes it seem like he’s reaching for the toilet paper? It’s not quite as good as the masturbating Batman figure I got in a happy meal one time, but it’s pretty good.

Ah, so many hours spent playing Super Martin Bros. 3, Martin Party, Martin Kart... and who could forget Dino Island, Dino’s Cookie, and so on?

To be honest, that sums up most of us caucasian males.