Lol what the fuck... ‘false advertisement’. Admit it, you didn’t like this episode because he shat on your favorite franchise.

As a fellow south paw I must point out that Link is/should be left handed! And don’t give me that Wii nonsense! We’re ten percent of the pop, don’t take our mascot away!

nah

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In all fairness, life is a mystery.

Well she is the 1%, so...

I agree with Blizzard on this. It’s the right choice. Have you tried playing Goldeneye this century? That game is TERRIBLE.

And that is how President McPresidentface was elected.

Seems more like salt than shade to me.

your comment inspired to read the wikipedia entry for photoshop. so apparently it was released in february 1990 so it was basically 2 years old. this comment is hardly a response but it’s food for thought about the state of tech at that time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adobe_Photoshop#Early_history interesting…

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Gah, I remember QuarkXPress. Does that make me old?

All I see is QuarkXpress (*shudders*). Or Pagemaker? And copywriters having a field day. And realizing that drop shadow is from the actual shot of that precisely lit Gameboy unit, and not a layer effect.

So you know that running gag in movies and film about kids spanking it to the underwear section in their mom’s Sears catalog? I didn’t quite get what these films were alluding to, so I tried fucking a rolled up, glossy department store catalog when I was like 11.

ed. I’d just like to add that I tried this a few times…

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

Some perspective on how historic this is:

I wouldn’t say that WWII is treated like it was fun, but the culture surrounding the Second World War is much different than the First. WWI was a disasterous dominoe effect and was much greater in scale and destructiveness than anything that had come before it. It was impersonal, nationalistic, mechanical, and…

Eternal Darkness is one of my top GameCube games and probably still is in my top 20 games of all time list. I’m NOT a fan of horror games at all (Resident Evil is about as much as I can handle) but there was something about this game which just completely drew me in. It has been a while since I played it but I…