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I do volunteer work at an animal shelter and I don't put it on my resume. Because it doesn't apply. Volunteer work, unless it directly pertains to your field, should be left off the resume. No one cares.

POOR MEN

it's a project. quit your bitching. grades are meaningless anyway.

Hey, fun-killer: drinking of any kind is not great for your body. Jello shots aren't health food. No fucking shit. Someone call the newspaper.

I'm sorry, but those articles are presented as "THIS IS A CONTROVERSIAL OPINION!" pat me on the back sort of things. Also, a thousand articles about women doesnt make this shitty article less shitty

i don't trust anyone who uses the abbrevation "ppl"

I used to work with a manager at a cafe who thought that freezing expired milk then thawing it "killed the bacteria" and "restarted" the milk's expiry date. GRRRROSS

Just eat green olives for the brine and swallow your own snot for the slime factor. Oysters are so gross.

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Read the fucking article.

Except it was marketed to US—those of us who are now older than 25. You know, the young kids in college that it was first offered to, when it was called The Facebook. I signed up when I was 19. I'm 28 now. Nearly everyone I have met over the past decade is on there. Whether or not I am friends with them is irrelevant

I don't see the big bother if you're not sharing every single waking detail about yourself. No, Facebook, you don't need my phone number for "verification" purposes, you don't need to know where I work or who I am dating, etc.

40 days? Really?

There's a middle ground, weirdo.

Well, it's not like most people tell you in advance or on the date that they googled you.

What on earth does the FDA have to do with abortions?

Well, the color dust stains skin, and I coughed blueish junk for a few days from inhaling it. Wouldn't do it again.

THIS IS THE INTERNET.

Ew, and you actually go on dates? If someone friend requested me before meeting them I'd cancel the date.

It's slang. Get over it.