How does Green Party = “pro-limited government”? I think her outfit is cutting off the oxygen to her brain.

“...devastating man”? I don’t find him devastating. Maybe devastated...

Not surprised at the child porn. Kinda taken aback by the “animal torture” porn.

But at night I’d have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat.
Not zucchini, fettucini, or bulgur wheat,
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat.

I have no doubt whatsoever that that dog is as talented as Ricky Martin.

THIS makes me sick...

They were instructed to wave at the plebes. But they got distracted by the Royal Ravens.

“We’ll start with a broad list...” Did they mean list of broads? I’d vote for two broads.

His photos show a mist figure and were taken with Instant Poloroid film and there is absolutely no way to mess with that film.

Cracker Barrel last. Olive Garden next to last.

He only gets emails from friends about screwing each other and each other’s wives. Who are these people, and what does this say about the company he’s keeping? Well, pretty much what we would all expect...

This is all great — extra thanks for calling out Brie. I’m convinced people claim to like it so others will admire their hoity-toity, very superior taste. Not falling for it.

Isn’t it “Confused black(?) person...”?

This is akin to all those stories they run on the NY Times about how exercise is good for you.

This made me miss my Frankie, adopted at one of those Petsmart adopt-a-thons. He looked just like Kelloggs, except for his extremely bright blue eyes (thus the name “Frank”), and his angelic behavior (best cat I ever had, by a long shot — loved people, other cats, and no annoying behaviors, masturbatory or otherwise).…

And based on that failure, according to NYT, Pee Wee Herman lost his variety show that had previously been ok’ed. (At least he has a Netflix movie coming in March.)

She has “about” three boyfriends? Can’t keep track? Or some are on payroll, so may not actually count as a “boyfriend”? Or what?

Man that kid was lucky to have those headphones on during that.

No one is addressing why Winslet is blatantly copping a Sarandon feel. Please ‘splain.