STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX!

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With apologies to Star Wars nerds and Iñárritu defenders, this is my most anticipated December release by a mile.

I feel like I should be uncomfortable right now but I'm just sort of weirdly flattered by the comparison

You can say that again!

Given its sizable cult following, I'd say yes.

You can say that again!

Yes, I edited it. It's worth noting, though, that Edgar Wright also directed Michael Cera in his most prominent film role.

Okay, so maybe it is weird

I thought he was really attractive circa 2006-2009, and yes, I realize that opinion makes me sound like Mindy Kaling in This Is the End.

Personally I thought that, after effectively making us live a few years of the protagonist's life, a more contemplative ending was earned, and even cathartic. The song choice when he's driving may have been a bit treacly but I liked its sincerity, and the very final scene of him talking to the girl is perfect, as is…

I think Boyhood will age well because—and this is part of its brilliance—it's virtually devoid of stylistic affectations. It doesn't try to peddle any messages, highlight any points of view or fit into any aesthetic boxes. It's literally just a slice of life, only with an enlarged scope. Whenever someone in it puts on…

Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

The sad thing is, the video itself isn't that bad—it's the kind of harmless, competently-executed gimmick that you might giggle at if someone shared it on your Facebook wall—but the headline is so hyperbolic it attracts immediate disdain, making it impossible to actually watch the cut-up in question with anything but…

Clearly it should be "The worst period generation period ever period."

Was it really luxurious? I recall it being pretty cramped, but I guess that might have just been the way it was shot. I need to watch that movie again.

So Garden State was to late Gen X-ers what American Beauty was to aging boomers.

I don't know how to interpret that insult.

OF COURSE NOT, THE DRUMMER OF MICROSOFT IS CLEARLY SCOTT GUTHRIE.

UGH, AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN OPINION ON EVERY SINGLE MICROSOFT-RELATED ISSUE?