I bet Wil Wheaton College would cover birth control. Is there any way to put him in charge of this?

Sure, let me get this high-pressure hose.

I pay money in to a pool that gets disbursed, it’s called taxes. Money that is used to start unjust wars, which is against my religion. If I don’t pay my taxes, I don’t get to pay a fine, I go to prison. This guy is ridiculous and fails to realize or care that part of living in a society is putting money in to things…

I was born in 89 and, once a month during the 90s, my mom left me in the toy section of a department store for 30 minutes while she went to pay her credit card some 70 feet away. I imagine she should be rotting in jail.

One thing I have noticed, from dealing with creepy dudes in real life, or just viewing them from a far , be it Hollywood stars or even former Presidents of the US ( and possible First Gentleman), is that many serial womanizers, self-described playboys, players, cocksmen, et al, have an extremely warped sense of…

Tatiana should get all of the nominations in that category. One each for Sarah, Alison, Cosima, Helena, and Rachel.

This! When I lived in central Pennsylvania, I was desperate for Chili Cheese Fritos, which they didn’t sell there because the only allowed spices were ketchup and mustard. I called up the Frito-Lay distributor and he not only brought in a case of them for me, he GAVE them to me because it was Christmas time! Call your…

If I lived there, I’d vote the same way. I am an immune-compromised person, and cannot get certain vaccines. One of my cousins, who I love dearly, is an anti-vaxxer and refuses to vaccinate her children. It pains me to say it, but I have to tell her “I love you cuz, but I cannot be around your kids because whatever…

If they complain, tell them that it’s okay. The fire will make their sign stronger and boost its immunity to fire in the future.

I seem to remember something about how, sometimes, women talking about regretting their abortion weren’t actually regretting their abortion, per say. Rather, they were regretting the larger situation that surrounded them: having to make that decision when they so desperately wanted children (just not yet), the…

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

Sweet Monkey Jesus.

There is no “hit or miss”. There is “hit or forcible catheterization”. I’m going to be such a good parent someday.

Really? I thought it was buying the coffee shop and running it into the ground.

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Oh my god! I may be allergic to red! I am one of those people I hate!