Why, it’s almost as if this “United Bible Fellowship Ministries” would prefer that their employees get abortions, since they’re so dead set against pregnancy. How.... Christian of them?

Right. The public ban on smoking is partly about health, but also about the foul, disgusting shit you put into people’s breathing spaces.

Thatz not okay.

There’s a part of me that KNOWS they’re sausages, but damn if that pizza doesn’t look like it’s covered in shriveled up foreskins...

Thank you for calling this what it is - an assault. I am still appalled that everyone seems to rush to his aid. Kick his ass out onto the fucking street now, douchebags.

Violence is seldom the answer.

I understood that if I continued down this wrong road that I would end up ruining my life.

There’s quite a bit of elision and misinformation presented here. I truly don’t have the energy to dig into all of it, but let’s take on the scare-quoted oxybenzone and Vitamin A, for example. Retinyl palmitate, the natural form of Vitamin A that is used in sunscreens, has been proven safe by multiple rigorous,…

I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)

My mom is a spitfire. She’s a tiny, fierce, mean, Irish lady. She had 6 kids in 6 1/2 years. I have a ton of great stories about her, like the time she bought a huge crystal chandelier at an estate sale several hours from our home. Lacking anything to wrap it in for the ride home, she stripped down to bra and panties,…

My mom is a transplanted Midwestern lady living in a small island town in south Texas. There are a lot of great stories I could tell about her (she was briefly Mormon because the only church within walking distance of her family’s farm was a Mormon temple and then she got a scholarship to BYU and, as she likes to tell…

If your mom is no longer with us and you would like tissues, support, and/or kitten gifs, this is the thread for you.

My former boss used to say “You can’t be dumb and be a bitch. Pick one.”

I suspect this piece of shit is the first person to bring up the First Amendment when it comes to corporations’ right to free speech via political donations or religious groups’ right to protest outside abortion clinics.

Step 1: Cut off half my hair and dyed it bright purple at the suggestion of the cute boy in physics with whom I was now free to make out at will (a delightful fact I promptly took non-monogamous advantage of).
Step 2: Put on 20 pounds of muscle doing gymnastics and ballet, earning an ass that got me proposed to weekly…

I like the cut of your jib.

They always remind me of the fake commercials from Welcome to Night Vale. They’re so perfect in their cold, absurdest nihilism.

Being British and studying in the US, I acquired the rather unimaginative nickname ‘England’. I was sitting in my dorm room with my new boyfriend and a (finger)blast from the past, and the blast from the past casually mentions that we banged, and looks to the boyfriend for a reaction. Boyfriend’s jaw twitches a…