Not waving but drowning.

To each his or her own - - Paul Scheer is the least likable of that group over here.

Is she hot chocolate? A cool glass of milk? I need answers!

I always wanted Hannity to run with scissors.

Now we can get that Killing Garfield book that everybody's been looking forward to even faster!

(in Bluto Blutarsky voice): Bun-ga, bun-ga!

Is Inside Edition hiring? Maybe O'Reilly could get Ailes to make him a talk show with Billy Bush playing the Ed McMahon role.

Better than talking to Death about your children.

If it is a movie about Dickinson, I demand hyphens!

It seems like all of the San Diego brewers are finally starting to get into some more non-IPAs. I've had Ballast Point's Bonito (blonde ale) the past two weekends, and it is tasty. Add to that Mike Hess's vienna cream ale and orange honey wheat, and Saint Archer's Hoppy Pilsner (okay, we can't get too far away from…

It's a great article. But you don't get "jagoff", you jag - - and if you don't agree, you can jump off of one of our 446 bridges.

So you're saying I'm biting bullets for no reason??

I bit the bullet and went to DVD with that for season two. Got to get caught up before Gus comes back!

Excited about Documentary Now, Season 2.

I thought you said it WASN'T what I thought it was!

"Of course, this is an issue where you can attack a white man with zero evidence of any kind, so of course the AV Club has picked a side."

* upvote will be rescinded if it is found that treatment_bound was thinking of Steely Dan when making reference*

True. Although, quite famously, Vladimir Nabokov was told by one publishing rep during his three years of trying to find an American publisher for Lolita that if he changed Lolita to a boy and Humbert to a farmer, they would have published it.

The counter to that would be the amount of outrage when the dynamic is male teacher-female student vs female teacher-male student. There's a reason we have Missing White Woman Syndrome and not any other identity combination.

I agree with your last statement. But if people force a show off the air, then you really don't have the chance to engage with it if you want to.