A Lot of People Would Like to See Armand Schaubroeck . . . DEAD - - by Armand Schaubroeck.

I don't even like goth style and it's making me feel … things.

"Too ethnic".

It is horrible. But then again, so is The Goonies (Gen Xer here).

Au-to-mo-bile?

GTFO (and stop using our cartoons for avatars!).

You shouldn't have had to have gone 14 hours before getting confirmation of that line. We've all failed you here.

I'm sure Afleck and Wahlberg are getting into a bidding war over who can do a Big Dig film first.

I'd say in the last year, I had to spell "leprechaun" more often than "boutineer". I have to believe only one person looked up one word in Hawaii during the past year.

I really relate to that. Grew up in PA but live in CA - - I think my hearing of "dickhead" has fallen about 3428% since the move.

The Burghers just think you're all Jaggoffs.

Of all the people my friends chose in our 2000 Death Pool, he is the one most oddly still alive.

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