i didnt even know kenny g was for sale.

“Me and Tristan will deal with him and I”

I love how beibs is going for that “just got married and am completely letting myself go” look.

I know a lot of stuff related to Woody Allen is weird and awful, but a lot of stuff related to Mia Farrow is also weird and awful. If Allen did actually sexually assault Dylan, then that makes him more weird and awful than Mia Farrow. But right now the entire circumstances about that household back then is just too…

Not only is she an adult, she’s middle aged. Someone needs to tell her she is not black. It’s like she skipped that thought and just went to “I’m so culture adjacent”. Even her makeup is darker than realistic. She basically blackfacing as light skinned. It’s hella weird folks.

And the ‘I murdered somebody’ teardrop, whether real or phony. Decidedly Not Hot.

The Green family are a cross between the Trumps and the Kardashians.

At first, I thought you were talking about Mariska’s husband, and I was like, “Oh yes he is!” But then I realized who you were talking about, and yes, i agree.

That’s a question that I regularly ask myself when it comes to male models: Is it a prerequisite for becoming a male model that you have to look like a complete arsehole?

Agree. Looks more felon than hot.

He’s really not. Compounded by the fact that ‘abandoned his first family’ makes any dude seem about as appealing as Steve Bannon.

Congrats to Hot Felon on his never ending supply of money new baby.

Announces birth most people weren’t even thinking about...asks for people to “respect their privacy.” Sigh...

I was talking to my husband about this last night! In my darkest times, I never had “active” self harming thoughts. It was more along the lines of thinking “If I don’t wake up tomorrow, it’s cool.”

Also, I couldn’t believe some of the comments I heard at work from people regarding her death that were so fucking…

Good for Kim.

Kim can start by going away. She’s not okay, either.

...by putting him in a residential treatment program if necessary.

Yeah no thanks. A liar is a liar is a liar, and just because we share peepee parts doesn’t mean I’m going to join the Sisterhood Of The Flaming Pants.

Of all the shitty, SHITTY things he has done, I actually think this could take the cake — at least right now. The fact that he said this shit in front of children, unchecked by anyone in authority at BSA, is just silent approval for the terrible things he said in his speech. If the BSA really didn’t endorse this shit,…

Champagne and rippled potato chips are my go-to for a bad day. Classy AF.