“I wanted to give all of you a ‘taste’ of my plan to end illegal immigration!” - Donald Trump

The latte art. The fern in front of her face. The arty shot of her walking in the ocean.

Maybe both? Stupid and mean.

She released a statement defending the school and officers on Facebook.

I know it’s beside the point but I do kind of like that these people’s understanding of what bombs look like seems to begin and end with Roadrunner cartoons.

This makes ZERO sense. If they really thought it was a bomb, why didn’t they evacuate the school? That’s the only reaction appropriate for a real bomb threat. It sounds like they just wanted to teach the brown kid a lesson. I’m so glad so many people are reaching out to support him, because his school sure as hell…

HA! I was thinking they looked like extras on the set of a Star Wars film.

so...bathrobes and dancewear?

“My favorite part was where he - *clenches fist* - catches that rye.” - Trump

Personally, I’m a fan of Skellie.

America, apparently.

“These weren’t conversations we wanted to have, but they were necessary.”

Then there’s the paradox of Des Moines, IA and Des Plaines, IL. (Dee Moyn and Dez Playnz.) But my favorite is Sault Ste. Marie, MI (Soo Saint Marie), mostly for the Soo part.

I AM CRYING MARK OMG OKAY BRB LEMME FINISH

*chills* Oh wait, that’s just the a.c. kicking on. (but I am very very excited) (oh wait, still the a.c.)

I’ve spoken about that before. I just don’t ever want to feel like I am cashing in or anything like that.

Ditto

I thought I had prepared myself. I had not.

That is wise. I think all photos of Jaden Smith should come with a pre-click warning. I would be very upset if I clicked on an innocent-looking like and was accidentally exposed to Jaden Smith’s tongue. No thank you.

That movie is a classic. I watch it every couple of years and it never fails to pick up my mood.