Could be the lower half?

I’m sorry but Nebron and VadBunker are totally alien names. And Harlon Braun is totally the kind of name a human protagonist in a bad sci-fi novel about aliens would have.

However, contrary to what he told three devout followers, we can be pretty sure of three things: he was not, in fact, part alien, was not sent to Earth to save us all, and did not work for the CIA. Bummer

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice... Did he go away?

Also, “Miss Cyrus”? Because he has “a lot of respect”?

I feel it’s my duty to tell you guys that Miley Cyrus still sucks. (I know. I thought I loved her now too.)

“Let me tell you something, Miss Cyrus,” Trump probably said. “I have a lot of respect for a woman who uses her tongue that liberally.”

Love the color blocking.

I get it. Look in the future when my granddaughter brings home a nice cyborg avatar that she wants to replicate with, I will be too busy harvesting cockroach dna for my life extending at home gene therapy to dig too deeply into its online presence. Kids will be kids.

They’ll find my knitting patterns!!!

By all means, do ake sure to see her take on Mildred Pierce, “Mildred Fierce”. Bob Mackie shot his wad spoofing the Crawford shoulder pads!

*pounds on the side of the invisible box Anna is trapped in*

Why didn’t I go to professional mime school

Anti-Abortion Activists Climb Into Trash, Realize They’re Finally Home

Yes, the really buried the lede on that one. They need to start referring to her exclusively as “Three-times divorced defender of marriage Kim Davis”

My fur baby has resting bitch face.

He “bought” a Ferrari that’s been seen in pictures at the dealership by Kylie and him for free publicity.

I hate the words fluid, moist, and also the word juicy.

All Kardashian fans are gross. How are they even a thing?