I always read Atticus Finch as a classist pragmatist who had sympathy for One of the Good Ones — never as an anti-racist or a through-and-through crusader for equality.

why do you have so many hands tho, yo.

It was kinda surreal seeing Nick DiPaolo there saying all sorts of awful shit that he actually believes, in something that’s attempting to be subversive.

Politics: it ain’t brain surgery! But somehow still beyond this man’s reach.

I used to teach English to refugees. Across many nationalities, this was hands down their favorite American TV show. I had a class where I would ask what they watched. The answer was always Morry? You know, not the father?

It looks like she started with the idea of making Mexican food because even rich people know rice and beans are cheap and nutritious, blew her wad on limes and queso, then said fuckit let’s grab a dozen eggs and a bag of frozen peas and get out of here.

Malkin is gutter trash but I wouldn’t even call Gwyneth evil. She’s just out of touch with anyone who makes less than a million dollars a year. No harm in that.

I suppose you eventually just die alone and then don’t have to worry about anything at all anymore.

Years on the wal-mart board of directors makes her hard to vote for, I need a truly pro labor candidate and I am not sure Hillary is my woman.

Damnit.

My Milkshake brings are the brides to the yard and they're like "..."
cause if they talked to a stranger they would be beaten and killed.

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.

Just here to say that I love Wide Sargasso Sea so so much.