You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

This is America. And in America, you have to open doors in order to walk through them. Okay?! Get it right the first time!

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

I’ve been to three funerals in my life, but my great grandmother’s funeral when I was seventeen has to be the weirdest/most uncomfortable one of them all.

After being dead for 18 years, my father in law still has a stalker.

I went to a funeral for a teenager and the service sheet was written in Comic Sans.

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

FTW: my husband and I went to our former boss’ mother’s funeral. After his sister read a ‘poem’ about their mother—which was just a ten minute long list of things she liked (She liked the color blue. She liked smoking cigarettes...)- our former boss stepped to the front of the room and hit play on a small, old school…

I am going to keep this one short and sweet.

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

Is this a band or an advertisement for Forever 21 or both

I cook all the time and I’m good at it. I have never been able to make dinner in 30 minutes.

I was working at a relatively new restaurant in Portland, Oregon. We specialized in sandwiches made with fancy, local, organic ingredients.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Only child, here. This is 100% accurate for me:

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Ginger didn’t win because people finally caught up with her schtick. The AV Club has had a great series of takedowns on how her persona is more affected and comes from a place of far more dishonesty. For example, don’t call yourself a, “bitter old lady” when you are seven years older than the winner and still in your…

Ginger Minj was not robbed. Her personality was repellant. I’m not exactly in love with Violet Chachki’s boring arrogance, but Ginger was the biggest shit-stirrer of the season, if you watched Untucked. She was awful. You want a big girl winner, how about the adorable Jaidynn Dior Fierce. Now that queen was robbed.