Why doesn’t he just start reading bios of Playboy centerfolds?

Jordan Clarkson = Brian McCann?

Curling is enjoyable enough that I’d watch a giant octopus hurl the stones, but it doesn’t hurt that quite a few female curlers are easy on the eyes.

Partially true. Cobb resident here and I will point out that Rubio won the primary over Trump. Not necessarily bragging, but at least we’re more of a pink sea than red.

That the person who was not authorized to drive a motor vehicle was operating a motor vehicle which ended up killing 2 people. I’d say that’s pretty fucking key to the conversation.

Sorry to rub it in, but I’d be a failure as a Braves fan if I didn’t point out that Skip Carey’s call was better.

As a relatively new fan to soccer, this irks me the most. Can someone please explain why officials can’t keep some sort of clock to prevent teams from wasting too much time at the end? Or institute a rule that states any player who stays on the ground for more than 30 seconds has to sit for the next 5 minutes? Yes,…

Rough night when your best on-screen personality was Beth Mowins.

“Starting with the most extreme solution and working backwards: ban football;”

It’s basketball.

“bringing to a merciful end Fox’s awful efforts at airing golf—for the weekend,”

I’m one of those taxpayers in the stands.

“Celebrate their celebrations, instead of punishing them with a fastball in the neck.”

[Narrated by Laurence Fishburne]

“To identify as white, when the WORLD WILL ALWAYS SEE YOU AS BLACK, is intentional and self-hating, period. She needs to see someone about that.”

Agreed.

“Can we seriously talk about separating the states now?”

“ They are trying to extend their pro stadium scams to the spring training facilities now, and it’s fucking disgraceful to watch these idiots fawning over the prospects of being home to the Atlanta Braves.”