Attention must be paid to the superb typo, "anime abusers"

I have much more hatred for Papyrus than Comic Sans. It is the scourge of every day spa, new age shop, and wellness center.

The last time one did that to me, I snarled, "Would you say that to a guy walking by?" He hemmed and hawed a little and said, "No." I said, "Then don't fucking say it to a woman." He walked away at a brisk pace.

Is the "Everything is Awesome" thing not a parody of the shitty values of contemporary pop music? Is that not what anyone else got from that? Am I the only one?

If the cat keeps biting, he could always have it sent to the Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties.

"Apparently, Disney didn't expect Frozen to be such a colossal hit"

That Hannity excerpt is glorious.

am I the only one who was super underwhelmed by frozen?

Spider-man thread time to explain how I feel about Gwyneth Paltrow's life in general:

I totally read that as Farmer Butt-Selfie Taker...

God isn't real. Take your child to a fucking doctor.

LifeAlert needs to send somebody to my fucking house now. I am DONE and it is an emergency. They better also bring a happy woodland friend for snuggling as well.

I worked for a modeling agency for a little while and they were probably one of the few (if not last) agencies that had super strict rules about portraying average sizes and looks. For instance, one of the plus-sized models decided to go on that Akins diet and lost a bunch of weight. However the agency thought she…

Here is my boyfriend as Walter White. he normally doesn't look that creepy

I was Cleopatra.