LOL, do you understand how this site operates? Literally we can click on your username and see clearly that you're a regular commenter, no trolling required.

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Please, tell us more about class, Sparklefarts.

You sound so enlightened and non-judgemental about women, do you vote Republican?

I'm also wondering if some of the more atrocious photoshopping disasters are down to "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT I SAVED OVER THE ORIGINAL FILE AND CAN'T UNDO WHAT I DONE FUCKED UP"

I work as a professional photo retoucher, and there is a general golden rule: you should be able to put the untouched photo side by side with the retouched—and not tell a damn thing apart unless you REALLY look. Good photoshopping is super subtle and, like a light saber or sorcerer's stone, not to be handled by…

Here is the source of the Angelina quote. It had nothing to do with the Chirline McCray or Goopy Paltrow for that matter. The media just loves to pit Angelina against other women.

Hey Jezebel,

As a germophobe, not washing jeans is disgusting to me and I don't care what anyone says. Clothing that comes near your crotch and ass needs to be washed. I mean really! Plus, you sit down on theater seats, bus seats, etc., that studies have shown are covered with E. coli, fecal coliform, and other biological hazards.

I wash my jeans after every 1 or 2 wears. TMI: I walk on my breaks at work and if I get sweaty, the waistband and crotch will smell after a couple wears. IDGAF what the Levi's dude says. And jeans with Lycra need refreshing more often. If I wore selvedge jeans, it would be another story. I just wash my jeans inside…

OK ladies...using liners everyday...I can maybe go a week or two...but after that, they get a little...crotchy, right? Just me?

Technically, it's missing hero cats and Tom Hiddleston. But I'm willing to let that slide.

I propose converting all Hooters restaurants into giant roach motels. Creeps go in but they don't come out.

Actually, I know a fair number of couples involved in open relationships — a married couple I know decided to open up their relationship a few years ago, and I've met lots of other open couples through them. The trick to making it work? Communication. And a healthy amount of respect and love for the other person,…

"Cool down, and realize that now, people realize this is no longer socially acceptable. 20 years ago? Maybe not so much."

I always love it when people say, "Cool down" whenever someone is passionate about something in a way that s|he is not.

Let me start off by saying I find the joke despicable, but I'll provide some context.

To be 'that person'... she is pointing at the blanket which is stuck to her shorts. Presumably it is hot in the car. The 'come hither' and 'I want to fuck you' attitude is in your mind and the caption supplied by the website. Nowhere does she suggest that she would like to engage in sexual activity.

POINTING your honour!!!111!1!1!!

>Our intern is an idiot
>Hackers
>We confused the image and posted the wrong one
>Taken out of context
>Take a joke
>Internal error