What about the kids who hate their moms? Mother's Day quid pro quo, Clarice.

I am by no means telling you what to do or anything - we all have to just figure out what we think is best and go with that, and I'm not going to judge - but not leaving a 9 year old to take out the trash does seem somewhat on the helicopter end of the spectrum. Not that you don't have a point. Just saying in terms…

No one gives a shit about your opinion.

The Imp With the Sparse

I doubt it. Paps wouldn't try and step in if they saw a crime committed, they'd photograph it then try to be the first to sell the pictures.

A pack of men, whose presence you do not want, following you with cameras, screaming at you? Yep, that would make me feel totes safe.

Not necessarily. Case in point: Princess Diana.

If we are going to be realistic about women's bodies, then we should acknowledge that the particular subgroup of women you are referring to do not typically look that way because they "really take care of their bodies". It is often more the case that they are genetic anomalies; only about 5% of women are that…

Ok, so I am very grossed out by your statement because it was gross. It is absolutely wonderful that you are more confident now (no snark or sarcasm intended, it really is and I'm really happy you're out of that situation) and it is awful that you had to experience it in the first place, but that's not how your…

Really? Like seriously? You're super gross. Go away. To tear down one woman in an effort to bring up another is gross. To comment on someone's abuse in the flippant and ignorant you did is gross. You're gross. And so is the person who starred your comment. Ew.

Unless it's you, in which case I'm a shallow cunt for not wanting to bang you.

It sounds weird, but me too :-(

Your move, Miley.

First, isn't this basically just still-life photography? When did doing this as an amatur become something to scoff at? Is it because you feel forced at looking at other people's amatur art? Probably should get off instagram then. Or is it that you just like to scoff at people that you consider less talented than…

I used to belong to a flickr group that shared photos of their lunches. I would decide what to pack for my lunch, arrange it on my counter, and then snap a dozen photos of the same lunch (every day!) to pick out the best looking one to uploadto the internet for other people to look at and comment on. And I looked at…

All photos are "artificial" in this sense, unless the photographer decides they give fuck all about composition, color, light, content or intent. If you don't want to be exposed to artifice, you probably should, indeed, quit the internet. Alternatively, you could learn to enjoy beauty as seen through someone else's…

They recognize Bad Strangers. They tell you when Bad Strangers are around. When Bad Strangers come to close they bark at them and make them go away or bite them and make them go away. They don't find the Bad Strangers' fourth cousins' wedding and blow the hell out of it with missiles.

I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.

Or Grace. The original model turned singer.

There is a way to portray sexual violence on screen in a responsible way, this was not it.