mr. sheffield and his invisible light bulb.

i love this one about "self image":

@NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...:

jazz hands?

...and your left hand on the table. please.

@gobblegirl:

"live long and prosper" u r doin it rong.

considering the shape of the bag:

@ArmCandy:

and here is the awesome response:

apparently the hems are already nibbled by wolves...

am i the only one who is surprisedd that miss piggy is on the list?

off to google maps, finding the next hortense-worshipping-temple in my area...

@Twerpsichore:

@Twerpsichore:

alas, as a european jezzie i can´t offer you anything else than "stay safe!"

@morninggloria:

just where could his left hand be?

@Meg:

@Meg: