This is a very good point. If you rewrote this cop’s jacket omitting that he’s a LEO, it’d read like one of those tense, breathy monologues on Criminal Minds, or Mindhunter, or SVU about how the “unsub” is escalating his behavior and we have to act now!

Cops & Klan, hand in hand (as planned)

When the President, facing charges, impeachment, massive electoral losses, or a cerebral event a goes on TV and announces it’s time for all Real Americans to take to the streets & exercise their 2nd amendment rights to Make America Great Again and purge the thugs, illegals, Muslims & liberals, you know which side the…

The Autobiography of Sean Spicer (As Told To Mlle. Guillotine)

Is the sport my friend & I invented any good? It’s called Knee Slap. You stand facing each other, arm’s-length apart, knees bent, legs astride. Then you slap each other’s knees, one point per slap. You may not move your feet (you can pivot but no stepping) & you can block (but no grabbing). First person to 21 wins.

Hey, maybe they can shoot an ultra-realistic “Poseidon Adventure” remake in the Drake Passage. See if we can get Woody & Roman on the project too.

“...it quickly became apparent that this was a mental health breakdown, and that he was not some violent racist.”

Good question. Next time someone tells The End Is Near, I’ll have to remember to ask’em about their retirement plans.

That special Bible you mention is the Scolfield Reference Bible & it presents one peculiar *interpretation* of the Book if Revelation that through sheer repetition (and marketing)(and movies/pop culture) has become somehow regarded as “literal,” but it is not. It is one (very weird) interpretation.

Incorrect. Rapture theology & it’s elaborate mythology is very new. It was first articulated by John Darby in the 1800s & was popularized on the U.S. by the Scolfield Reference Bible* in the early 1900s. The Catholic Church and most mainline Protestant sects are amillenial in their theology and regard millennialsm as…

I feel that the spread of Rapture theology* (and it’s marriage to Bircherism thanks to the Left Behind books) is one of the most under-reported, misunderstood, vile & pernicious developments in US, and world, politics. Ten of millions of self-described “Christians” are cheering for more war, famine, pestilence & death…

I feel that the spread of Rapture theology* (and it’s marriage to Bircherism thanks to the Left Behind books) is one of the most under-reported, misunderstood, vile & pernicious developments in US, and world, politics. Ten of millions of self-described “Christians” are cheering for more war, famine, pestilence & death…

By “accidental design” I think, i.e., a critically toxic combination of incompetence and malevolence.

Thanks for bringing this up. “Evangelical” “Christians” firmly believe that a that war, famine, pestilence & death are Good Things, the more the better, presaging Christ’s return (to kill all non-Christians and cast them into Hell). Their Rapture theology* tells them they’ll be swept up alive into Heaven before they…

Psychopaths don’t get PTSD, you see. You can’t have an actual human out there enforcing white supremacist patriarchy. Defeats the whole purpose.

“We base our enforcement on traffic complaints from citizens...”

That sound you hear are ten million “Bible-believing” “Christian” business “artists” spooling up signs reading “Genesis 9:25" to place under their “We reserve the right to refuse service for ANY reason” signs.

Black Rando: You’re days of racist terror are over, Florida Man...

Damn. This stuff writes itself. Someone call Marvel!

Announcer Voice: Yes, it’s Black Rando, strange visitor from another continent who came to America with powers and abilities far beyond those mortal men. Black Rando, who, thanks to the magic of negrophobia, is simultaneously  lazier than a sloth, more powerful than the 50 white guys who own half of everything, able…