A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

Burninating all the speedruns!

Well, considering the attacker didnt have a gun- the attacks were with a knife and with his car- but the policeman who shot him did have a gun, I’d say the gun REALLY helped.

Isn’t that redundant? He already called on the 12s for help.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

And I would walk five hundred miles,

I saw “Rise from your grave” and immediately thought of this:

Leave it to a Scot to show his distaste for a Monarch.

Can’t

It’s hard for me to go back to Nuka after experiencing the exotic flavor of Vim Captain’s Blend.

Apparently the game freak is insulted we compare an innocent pokemon with donald trump and choose to create the official one.

That was a fake security guy. Obv they had permission to be up there. wow. you’re why people think reality tv is real.