Every 16 year old knows that automotive engineers are morons and only listen to the lawyers and focus groups and all you really need to do is cut the springs and put a ziptie on the wastegate line.

I like to think of Alabama as West Florida.

Or just saw the cops laying the spike strip and decided something amusing was about to happen.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Toyota

Conflicted here.

They could have just lowered the tire pressure.

I almost enjoyed this video because of the Monalisa Overdrive, but this is insane in a bad way.

“This car is what I look like on the inside” is the most perfect thing I have ever heard to describe this ridiculous hobby of ours. I’m going to look at my fifteen-year-old modded-to-hell Impreza a little differently from now on, ‘cause holy shit, it’s actually my messy innards laid bare in steel and glass and rubber…

*Scientifically*

Bring back the CJ7, or fuck right off. I haven’t liked or wanted anything Jeep’s made since the mid-80's.

I second that vote for Michigan. The only draw back is the cars for sale in the area, it is very hard to find good clean cars. I’ve had to go out of state many times to get a good no rust example of the vehicle I’ve wanted.

Don’t get me started on Ohio state troopers. Meth is destroying half the state, but god forbid they use some of that energy towards that problem. Nope, better make sure there is a tropper every 5 miles on I-70.

Michigan (MI) is the best.

This is why we cant have nice things...because our friends are assholes

[Look, I’m not saying that the Dodge Daytona Turbo Z was the greatest car ever made. I’m not saying it! You can’t make me say it! Photo: Dodge]

Ernie Devlin was better.