a child with a mans body and a mans understanding of basketball.

my abs are way better than yours and i dont even lie about being a model.

Come at me sister.

actually "my substandard IQ" is referring to MY IQ.

nobody cheers for the raptors. they have one of the worst fan bases in the world.

i dont think that you would be able to be the bachelorette unless you did something drastic to your penis. unless im missing something here and am unable to process how smart your comment was because of my substandard IQ and lack of a communications degree.

there's literally zero chance you have an IQ of 138 and think that anthony bennett has more potential than demar derozan.

in my mind im totally pretending youre brian from the bachelorette and reading this all in his voice

theres 8 teams in the playoffs so by virtue of being 3rd place in the east, the raptors are above the middle of the road. are ESL classrooms hot in the summertime?

you are getting wrecked in this argument. nixondive is literally blowing my mind with how much better his argument is than yours.

99% of these jezebel posts could be avoided if you realized half of these guys are trolling you or are in some way affiliated with bodybuilding.com.

well, even though you say you get the point, your clearly don't. the point is his profession is to attract attention via social media. he is (at least part) of the reason why lotus has 400k followers.

the point is that a man (samson) with a gun (social media expertise) should never be given bullets and punched in the…

The point was firing a social media manager for something dodgy is like telling Demetrious Johnson he's a pussy.

The social media manager is going to use his social media skills to fuck up your company, and Demetrious Johnson is going to use his legs to fuck up your face.

It took me a long time to decipher your last reply. It's hard to read when I have to check the dictionary every other word in your posts! ;) talk about a vocabulary. Talk a little more like the common man. I am not college educated.

hey calm down with some smooth grooves, pal.

i must (humbly) confess i am one of the few who possessed the brains (and a certain amount of luck) to understand your deeply sophisticated comment, however i was merely referencing neil's penchant for all things injun. "crazy horse" the numerous references on "rust never sleeps" and the effervescent and heart…

Bet ya $5 Neil Young cares.

i'd also have lots of free time to practice being a transvestite if i got paid $5 million a year for 3 games of basketball.

regiment is cool too! brings to mind similar levels of discipline, dedication, and sexual assault! oops. maybe just the dedication and discipline

i find it distasteful someone with an avatar of rudy gay is talking about "dedication" "regime" and "training".

the elite athlete being fat and out of shape part really meshes well though.