I love how Jezebel is full of women claiming to be feminists demanding equality, then the majority of articles are discussing celeb penis sizes and a bunch of tabloid bullshit.

Maybe women aren't CEO's because the majority waste their time reading about who sat on Ashton Kutcher's dick this week?

You provided stats and I read them. Then they supported a completely different claim than the one you originally made. I'm not even gonna bother reading these ones, because you only get one chance to prove that you're not a gigantic retard, and your second and third strike was getting so annnngwy that you called me a…

"Too big of an idiot to argue with"

—-> reads Saabriety's posts.
—-> "Cars are overwhelmingly responsible for the number of accidents involving semis. You have zero legs to stand on here."
—-> reads the study that Saabriety posted to prove cars are at fault most of the time
—-> study actually says truck drivers were…

hes the one posting actual stats, you're just saying everything he posts doesn't count and haven't provided anything to support your argument. shitty truck driver alert!!

Why didn't you ask follow up questions like why he still likes the NFL despite similar or higher arrest rates, if he was racist, etc.

GREAT JOURNALISM BRO!

Bobby, great article, but you wasted your time. The writer - and Deadspin - don't actually think MLS sucks, is a bad league, whatever, but are using YOU to give it credence, viral shares, and money making potential. I know you pointed that out yourself, but it's an obvious clickbait article and you fed into the…

it's 100% prerecorded. i bet you think britney spears never lip syncs because she holds a microphone.

Bill Haisley, AKA, the dude who would have liked watching soccer if Freddy Adu actually panned out. Great article! I'm sure your thesaurus is worn out, even though your brain and logical reasoning skills aren't.

I love how Deadspin and Gawker make pithy comments about "OBVIOUS VIRAL MARKETING" re: hoverboard, yet think Conan O'Brien is actually playing the video game in a taped TV segment. When I was a child I used to make recordings of NFL '98 or some other ludicrously outdated Playstation sports games for use in movies.…

Sorry, I won't use the grammar of a country that considers "The Thunder is winning the game / The Raptors is playing tonight" as correct English.

I forgot to say oooooowwwwnnnnneeeeed!

Supposed to spell out "percent."

i just cut and pasted your quote, sorry i forgot to get my mother to proofread it (she teaches grade 4). don't worry tho bro i have composed some simply sublime papers on Romantic poets, where my use of quotations is ON POINT.

First pitches: Lebron's ppg averages in white versus black socks, Lamarcus Alridge interviews a spruce tree, types of aliens David Silver looks like.

"I do not feel compelled in the slightest to "defend" myself to a guy who reads and trolls Deadspin every day. "

"I do not feel compelled in the slightest to "defend" myself to a guy who reads and trolls Deadspin every day. "

yea i actually have no idea how to capitalize. your critique really hit home. don't bother defending your blatant click bait articles, but instead attack the fact i type with one hand because i'm busy cuddling the fuck outta my dog. can you understand what i'm saying without caps or should i rewrite this?

So if I watch Plan 9 from Outer Space I think Ed Wood is a great director. Wow, great analysis. I like to read trash because it tells me how not to write. Great comment though.

sean you're not a good writer. i can send you my clippings if you want. upvoting on separate accounts ain't cool, BRO.

super original. how many articles do you think begin the third paragraph with: "fuck you,"?