they could Sedna a friend an email about it

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

I appreciate this joke. The OP does not.

Is...that a gif from 2011's seminal business trip comedy Cedar Rapids? Deeeeeeep cut.

So they went on this Jeremiad against Ezekiel in order to throw The Book at him?

That’s not a take, this is a take!

So I take it you take exception to Mike Trout being last year’s AL MVP? If so that’s a bad taek.

I see zero public good being served by this story.

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

Unfortunately he can’t complete a Madison Bumgarner hat trick as Yasiel Puig is not on the Diamondbacks for him to yell at.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

You are a horrible person and you don’t belong on the internet.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

There’s a period with most sports and sports leagues, where the league (and possibly the sport itself) have not yet reached a level of maturity sufficient for there to be a large enough pool of talent, in terms of both players and coaches, where that talent can be more easily dispersed. This explains, for example,…

“WORLDSTAR...WORLDSTAR!!!”

No. Other way around. Nashville hasn’t turned into Austin yet.

Fly, yes. Land, no.

Talking up a sub .500 team by mentioning another sub .500 team’s win streak. This is sad kinja.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

He got his bell rung.