Counter-counterpoint: not really.

Sick of politics? I have a hot sports take. WOMEN’S SPORTS!!!! Once again, idiots on the interwebs have opinions regarding the University of Connecticut women’s basketball squadron: its “bad for the sport”, due to to their dominance. I disagree: currently, 15 UCONN grads are active WNBA players; this is roughly 5% of…

Hot take: she is not a femminist. you can tell because she’s light skinned, and the male gaze desires her. She is the enemy of all women and therefore her defeat is a femminist triumph.

I believe the hot take you are looking for goes “white cisgender women are incapable of being feminists, because they are blinded by their privilege. Also the Beast is a POC and a white bitch dating him is not OK, ppl forget that”.

Jimmy Fallon.

Husky ladies are my favorite!

Kelly Clarkson is a very good singer and you are just jealous.

“Why Rural Liberals don’t vote for Democrats”, featuring Anna Merlan’s feels.

When football isn’t good, it should be funny. The Cleveland Browns are no longer funny. The Dallas Cowbows won’t be funny until their 42 point playoff loss. The Jacksonville Jaguars are the funniest team in the NFL, and I support the notion of the Jaguars being the most-covered team on Deadspin.

Han Shannity

Demanding apologies is actually the official sport of Canada. You should apologize for not knowing that.

You haven’t met a true Mariners fan until you listen to one explain how the terrorist atrocities of September 11th, 2001, wrecked the team’s momentum.

The President of Canada is not happy about this.

That comment thread was my favorite deadspin moment of the last aeveral years. I’m the only sportsballs fan at my office, but after i showed the mates that thread, we all quote it daily.

Are fighting over whose parents are richer, or who has raped more women?

the davidpalter in you is strong, son.

who cares? 99% of “media people just doing their jobs” are insufferable assholes and jock sniffers. A local sports teevee guy in Anchorage(!?!) is well known for his “do you know who I am?” rants at service industry folk, and his cameraman is an equally repellent ass-groper and rich-daddy legacy. Athletes treating…

so a bunch of adult men let a coach bully them and they meekly obeyed? Soccer players are fucking cowards.

i don’t remember Marcus Allen winning Defensive Player of the Year, but if he was still on the Raiders when Shroeder was QB he probably got quite a few tackles.