Came here for this:

Thank god I am not your friend.

CAN WE PLEASE NOT FUCK WITH THE OCEANS MORE THAN WE ALREADY HAVE?

Mine asteroids.

“Brought to you exclusively by Mothers”.

Or skip it all and just subscribe to F1 TV.

Well, you’re wrong, I don’t know what to tell you.

good! people SHOULD have to be vaccinated to fly, just like you should wear your seatbelt when in the car or you should look both ways before crossing the street.

The antivax scum can die mad.

Growing up riding bmx you never called “Last run” at the skatepark precisely for this reason, always ended in a crash. This feels awfully similar lol 

“Damn, these things are (still) fast!”

Look, Starbucks closes in 2 minutes and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to get my mocha frappe latte!

‘taint gonna happen.

With IPV6 connectivity, all dicks get their own IP address.

No name yet? May I suggest a few?

Taint