I am the true epitome of Asian culture.

Japan is a beautiful, modern nation with an ancient culture. They have gotten a comparative free ride in the west for their crimes in World War II which were certainly the same in scope as their Third Reich allies. The past crimes of the Germans have had much greater exposure and contrition.

Someone needs to put pee-pee in this guy’s coke.

Ramo apologized, admitting that his expertise is mostly in Chinese, Japanese and Dirtynese history.

You need more stars. I’m using that line.

Death by poverty is all too common. I hope her soul rests easy.

I am probably the least qualified person to talk about my parent’s sex lives. Not only because they never brought it up, but also because if they did I’d be like

Jeez, that looks like somebody melted Clint Eastwood in drag.

How dare you soil Darth Vader’s name by comparing him to Trump?

That’s a real cheap shot.

It’s like watching Darth Vader remove his mask.

Wow!

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I opened a baggy for this?!?!

as did every single person that read it...

I thought this was going to be about cocaine.

“Well, I’m still going to google it Jeff. I’m pretty sure I can fire Lindsey Graham and I really wish you’d stop being such a McGahn right now. Sad.”

2 years from now after Cadet Bone Spurs has gone down in flames, every Republican asshole will be talking the same points, about 1) How We Need To Forgive And Forget to Heal and Unify the Country, 2) How They All Knew Deep Down That Mueller Was A (Republican) Patriot, and 3) By Golly Republicans Have Learned Their…