Best joke about the rain check fiasco I saw went something along the lines of “I heard the rains brought some heavy winds along with it, and the president as we all know has an affinity for dodging drafts”.

Hey man, don’t underestimate the effect that cold wet weather has on bone spurs.

I'll see myself out

He knows what he has.

Remember the white zone is for loading and unloading only. 

In case anyone read the article and didn’t quite get it, this dude right here is why people look at Harleys then go ‘ehh, but then people might think I’m one of them’.

Don’t quit your dental practice any time soon bud.

Sounds like some of these are lemons.

A lot to unpack there, not sure where to start.

I dare to say that most people view bikers with contempt more than fear. I am confident that when most people view this scene they are cheering for the Mafia thugs to f up the bikers. The only place i ever see “tough” bikers here in colorado is cruising down Santa Fe in Douglas county, maybe taking a break in Sedalia.

Jason, you may be able to find a sweatshirt that fits you in the boys department.

Jeezus, I’m sorry your father never hugged you.

I swear I’ve met a version of you on a dresser. Suck in your gut and stop being jealous that other people don’t care that you don’t like their pants or beards. Not really sure what’s more wuss than giving a flying care about younger men’s jeans.

oh, if only I were tough enough to have to hide my body behind flowing fabric of baggy pants. someday I hope to be tough enough to be scared of wearing clothing that appeals to attractive women.

IMZ

I hear it’s really comfortable and has a magic carpet ride.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

One of my friends proudly drives a NASSIN, according to the grille badge.

It’s 50% just Boomer morality and 50% the boner people have for law enforcement. Older generations were raised to think that weed was the devil and associate it strictly with burn outs and criminals. People also love them some cops and like it when people who are different from them go to jail, so legalizing weed…