I’ll need a car-print Hawaiian shirt, jorts and a pair of Nike Monarchs. Then I will buy this, and leave it in my garage except for “special occasions” like the Thursday evening “car meet” at McDonald’s like every other owner of one of these things. The PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH CAR will be taped to the windshield, while I…

NIce. I once got a dealer to pay my sales/registration tax due to them not collecting it and my state saying they had to pay it or repurchase my car.

I struggled on this one, $25k for a Lingfelter Verte is a good value, that being said $25k for a 500whp Vette seems high. A C6 LS3 with a few bolt-ons is good for that + and can be had for around the same money with a better interior.

Here’s a better version of the Barbie Girl song:

Can we just all agree that the owner of the Viper is a world-class douchebag shit bird?

Meanwhile, back in the cubicle farm, somebody is trying to get Excel to embed in Powerpoint to show a product manager how the latest idea for saving $2.50 per vehicle would have a two-sigma risk of consequences just inside rather than just outside the warranty period, and dreams of being in his own garage, resting his…

5'9"? What is this, a Corvette for ANTS?

Thanks you for sending monies. Car is on deliver. God is bless for you.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.

With a Bocephus sticker

Come on have some sensibility. There are great artists in both genres.

Good for him.

If you think that’s bad, I one saw some sucker plug his Tesla into South California Edison DC outlet.

I only own one car, so I guess that makes it my most “normal” car by default.

I always just assumed it was Red Brawndo, and it had electrolytes, which is what fire craves.

I hope we get to see this Pantera brought back from the Cemetery Gates.

“High I’m Trent Reznor, lets get you in a new Hyundai Sonata today”

But what ‘bout that NA$?