As opposed to a fake man, who appears to look like a real man, but actually has a pseudopenis

I think you may enjoy Vice's "The Anatomy of a Men's Rights Activist".

Either you are PERFECT with satire, or you have completely demonstrated the issue with guys who pull the "nice guy" card. Regardless, you get a slow clap.

He can do what he wants. Fuck you Feminazis. I'm a nice guy in real life because in order to get anywhere people have to like you. Here I can tell you what scum you really are.

He apparently chose leaving his wife over curtailing his online harassment, which is nothing short of depressing.

every time a package arrives for my coworkers or myself, I can't help myself but scream "WHATS IN THE BOX!?!? WHATS IN THE BOOXXXXX?!?"

Honestly, let's be honest. You're seeing white males smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee at the console and putting people on the moon. How is this a horrible thing?

Because as long as he doesn't join the KKK and use the n-word he is Not Racist. Instead, he is simply Having an Honest Conversation, or Telling It Like It Is, as a concerned but emphatically Not Racist person. He also must maintain a friendship with at least one black person, no matter how the black person feels about…

I got a lot of unwanted/harassing male attention starting at about 12-13 years old and it wasn't a mere inconvenience. A lot of it was downright traumatic. And you know what? The only thing that worked with guys who were over-the-top sexually aggressive was being an asshole and shutting them down in an insulting way.…

"We" trans people. If these jokes were done by cis people, they'd be awful. The fact that Laverne Cox did them still makes me deeply uncomfortable, to be honest. However, if we are getting to a point where we can make fun of ourselves without risking it being seen as permission for cis people to make fun us, that's…

I thought they were already called MGTOWs? And frankly, if it means no more unsolicited dick pics, I am all for it.

I've just coined a name for the men who'll be walking away from women. I call them "Evolved Men."

If I am a crazed liberal murderer (all murderers are liberal, you see), the first guy I shoot whilst comitting my NoBlammer-sactioned murdering/raping/illegal recruitment rampage is to shoot the guys with a guns clearly on their hips. It's stupid, they only reason they do it is out of misguided pride.

Sure, you can do stuff around the margins like pushing for stronger background checks, waiting periods, etc. but it's not really going to address the core problem, which is hundreds of millions of guns.

They might be assholes, but gun nuts are not wrong when they point out that people who use guns to commit murder will…

Open Carry People:

Honestly, I've given up on gun control in America. There are 300 million guns or more in the US, one for every person. Millions will never return them to a theoretical amnesty, and any effort to forcibly confiscate them will be a bloodbath. Not to mention the many states where you'll never summon the political capital…

Any anti-gun sentiment now = body shaming.

Come join 13-year-old Brenna Strong along with her mom, Bea, and her dad, Richard

Uh, is anyone else noticing that the man in the picture has an actual gun for a hand?