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Just this silly little mouse pad. That's all nothing else. Well...
It's a personal challenge in a specific category with specific rules, but if you seriously haven't gotten that by now, you probably never will. And claiming there's no skill involved in a run like this is the height of ignorance and an insult to all the effort put in by these speed runners.
The point is, this is literally the fastest you can finish the game as the creators programmed it. No-glitch runs exist, if you prefer that. But lots of people enjoy seeing the game played in ways the developers never could have foreseen, and finishing the game many times faster than would be usually possible. Also,…
If you think really, really hard you might realize who's really being trolled here. All while getting a proper example of satire to boot!
The respect of anyone who has ever tried to speedrun a game before (I've got my Outlast down to 42 minutes!) and the donations/subscription money of the thousands of people who watch him on Twitch.
Remember that the next time you log in to Kotaku. That time you spent reading this article and commenting? Imagine how much world peace you could accomplish. Anything that ISN'T world peace or AIDS research is a waste of human time. You should probably go trade in any game consoles and donate the money to AIDS…
Oh look, somebody with zero knowledge of the speedrunning community is lecturing us on what is and isn't a speedrun.
sigh... Then what is a speedrun? Can you walk backwards in a spedrun because it makes you go faster? Can you glitch your way to get all the items if that's the goal? Why even try to make this argument? Speedruning is about getting to the end credits and everyone gets that.
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I made enough to retire for a while - so it is possible to "make it" on there so to speak... that said - lol - it is easier to simply host a website of ones own and allow the idiot voyeurs to peeping tom around ones daily life - I have "fans" who have supported this idea - but really it is much easier to upload a…
The No-Show: In an extremely masochistic fantasy of pleasure denial, the member requests the girl turn on her cam and not spend any time in front of it while demanding he pay more for more time not seeing her.
And yet here you are, on a website for grown nerds.
Not a brony and say what you will...looks a million and a half times better than dashcon.
And I know EXACTLY which unicorns she saw because I'VE SEEN THEM, TOO!!!!
Conventionally attractive white woman poses nudish and pregnant... It's never been done before!!!!111
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