I don't know what people you're trying to parody nor what you're expecting to accomplish by doing so.

Why even make a game then. Instead you can just write up an essay and publish it to Tumblr.

You are weird.

I would definitely not consider spanking to fall into the same category as "vanilla".

Cool story bro.

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That would've been the cue to kick him in the teeth.

Currently waiting for the other side of this coin to show up on the board...

You should've just made him walk home. Jesus.

What a creep.

Well that's completely reasonable.

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Generally, in most hetero relationships, the male is a bit larger than the female. I'm not sure that your advice does anything to help the situation if your little decree basically makes it impossible to disagree with someone else simply because they can beat your ass.

Well, you can say that, and you're also enabling the millions of abusers who will emotionally and physically abuse their S.Os for "provoking" them by going out with their friends, or making the wrong kind of food for dinner.

I understand that you have good intentions, but that's also really fucking stupid and harmful advice as well. In abusive relationships, the abuser will often keep the victim captive within the relationship, saying things like "I will kill/sell our pet" or threaten to harm the victim's family, and implying that if…

I believe there are some females in this world who feel they can say whatever they want to a man

But in this case, savages = all men, and those savages tend to cry when they're treated like they are.

Make that, women shouldn't date men bigger than themselves because then women will have to do whatever he says because he can bully you.

Most robberies are crimes of opportunity in which no one is directly physically or mentally harmed by the perpetrator. In situations like rape and physical violence, the goal of the crime is to physically and mentally harm the victim, and often times, like in the situation of rape, the only true way to avoid the crime…