1. She’s rich 2. She’s the groom’s parent. She is required to attend her SON’S freaking wedding! If it’s someone you’re casual friends with, a non-direct relative or you can’t afford it, you get a pass. A wealthy person skipping their child’s wedding is unacceptable

Calligraphy was just how she made ends meet when she was a struggling actress. You gotta admit it’s was a genius escape from the waitressing work her acting peers were forced to do.

why don’t they just say GARDENING

Not just celebs, just people period. My husband, whom I love and adore and also comes from an upper middle-class background, says he wants to get away and buy a farm when he gets tired of the city life and its stresses. I have to remind him that he doesn’t even like mowing our backyard and picking up after our dogs,…

#correction— Davidson has Borderline Personality Disorder, that’s what the “bpd” stands for.

This makes me happy as well, though as a commercial real estate attorney, I’m genuinely curious about how the landlord did this...

What’s the matter, snowflake? Can’t take responsibility for your actions?

“An ABC News reporter confirmed that Schlossberg is no longer welcome in the building where he rents office space.”

Straight EVICTED. This makes me happy. 

I wish you and him all the best.

Just think about what your Tongue is doing right now, how is it even sitting in your mouth? is it relaxed? does it rest comfortably?

This is horrifying, and looking up what recovery from something like this is like doesn’t help.

My wife died at age 36 from a ruptured cerebral aneurysm back in 2006. It happened just as suddenly as Danny Farquhar’s rupture. I feel like there should be more awareness and research about cerebral aneurysms. It is estimated that 1M+ people in the USA are walking around with an aneurysm in their brain and don’t even…

How do I know if I’m flaunting correctly? Must I rely on tabloids to inform me of my flaunting prowess? (If that’s the case, I do not flaunt, as I will never —hopefully— find myself fodder for tabloids.)

Yep, only us hussies flaunt

Question: why are people always said to be “flaunting” things? She was flaunting her bump. She was flaunting her bikini body. She was flaunting her new look. Are they really flaunting stuff or are they just out living their lives and people are projecting flauntiness?

Take comfort in this sick burn instead.

He has that sexy felon’s look without the drawback of being a felon.

If her dad wasn’t John McCain we wouldn’t know who the eff she was either, so stfu Meghan.

We’ve got to a point where an adult film star has more class in her pinky-fingernail than POTUS and his entire administration does.

Meghan you are turning into a Grade A cunt. You’re so oblivious that do you not realize you have a career solely because of your father. You did nothing to earn it.