hazelnutt
Hazel Nutt
hazelnutt

It would be hypocritical if society was fair and supportive of parents so that you could give a baby all they need no matter what that is. However, since every family is essentially on their own, we can be grateful that some parents, like those of this cutie, are able to make it work while facing up to our own reality.

Ahahahaha. I think you’re giving her too much credit, in order for her family to ship her off they would have to be in contact with her and give a fuck where she ends up.

My husband’s cousin’s daughter looked like Antonin Scalia when she was an infant. Not a cute Super Court justice, not a cute baby.

False. Many babies are very weird looking and/or homely (I say as a person who loves babies, including homely ones). This baby, however, is adorable. His smile is the best. 

Nah some babies aren’t cute. But this one is!!

i don’t want kids. i had my tubes tied so i don’t have any accidents. babies especially are not for me, out of all the varieties of kids.

Maybe not a bad thing? Like its just we are putting something out there into the ether and offering it without the thought of anything in return.

Me tooooo!

“I was born in the Seventies!” is totally going to be my go-to justification.

Right???

IVE BEEN WONDERING!!

Off topic and I apologize if this has already been addressed, but why can’t I see the amount of stars given? I’ve tried using my phone and laptop.

Evolution is cool. Imagine how cool it’d be if they taught it in certain schools too...

And while we’re on the subject of Dubai, why didn’t W (or Wendy, for that matter) try to get to the bottom of what she’s been doing there?

“Let’s name our baby after that actress who fucked the president.”

One of my husband’s cousins has a child called Karisma Angel. The running joke amongst my husband and his brothers is that at least if she wants to be a stripper, she won’t need to pick a stage name.

I’m over here like, did we really expect her to not pick a stripper name for this baby? Is that a thing we did?

So when young Stormi fulfills her genetic destiny and becomes an adult entertainer, she’s gonna adopt something like “Margaret Stevenson” or “Agnes Jones” as a stage name, right?

When I was growing up there was a porpoise at Brookfield Zoo named Stormy. Maybe Kanye’s mama took him there and he remembered and he told her about it and she decided she wanted her baby named after a dead porpoise.

kylie doesn’t read...