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Hazel Nutt
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Yes. So common that it’s absurd to pretend not to know that. Also a common descriptor of budget hotels to make it clear there is a private bathroom inside the room so not a rich person thing at all.

and en suite means the bedroom has an attached bathroom.

Jebus - please fix “Violent” Paley!

Katie Couric now comes to the defense of Matt Lauer.”

Tandem parking = you get two parking spaces, but the first car gets blocked in my the second. Better than only one parking space, but not as good as two non-tandem parking spaces. The author is trying to be cute like these are silly made up phrases, but this is a real and matter of fact description of a parking set

It’s a typo

It’s almost as though predatory men understand social power and deliberately prey on people with less power while presenting a polite public face to those with enough social capital to present a problematic target for their predations as a cover. Almost.

This was a rollercoaster.

“jumping out of windows”

Nathaniel: “So turns out the real Good Place was right here with you all along”

Something weird was going on in this episode, hard to put my finger on it. It was as though everyone had inexplicably forgotten how to act. Hull and Foster have almost no chemistry. They seemed like distant acquaintances who were forced to be in the same room and make small talk. Also, like last episode, I wanted to

Between the sperm song, Paula’s “first penis she ever saw” and now Hot Guys Have Problems I shudder to imagine what my neighbors think of me and my media tastes.

So will this earn him that dreaded “Difficult To Work With” label that results in your acting career going down the shitter, or at least leaving you glad to get roles in Lifetime movies? Or does that rule only apply to female performers who refuse to do nude sex scenes or touch the director’s pee-pee, not dudebros who

Jesus. The fact that Marky Mark is in a position to approve or veto Christopher Plummer as a co-star (and I’m assuming Michelle Williams in initial casting) is just one more example of how far we’ve fallen as a people.

Why people keep working with Wahlberg is beyond me.

I can totally picture myself going to a sex party and not really understanding what was going on. Pluse, WHITE fur? holy crap, the stains, and you know some of those people are still picking fun fur out of their various orifices.

They only invited him for the batteries.

I never knew I could feel so moved by someone receiving a shitload of cocaine, but I was.

SPOILERS

I hate interacting with civilization so I wonder how much just leaving my house to enter a Walgreens ups my likelihood of contracting the flu when I wouldn’t have gotten it had I stayed home.