Ran into Pierce Brosnan at See’s Candy, burst into tears and said “You’re so handsome, oh my god,” and was so horrified I ran away. I am a class act.

That is one hundred percent in line with my experience. A bunch of kids took a picture of him before me and apologized for bothering him and he was like, “Are you kidding me? This is the best, easiest thing in the world! Why wouldn’t I take a picture?”

I was visiting a friend in LA like 20 years ago. He got us tickets to see Natalie Merchant at the Greek, and I got all goofy because James Spader was in the snack line ahead of us. My friend didn’t know who James Spader is, so I spent the entire time walking up the stairs to our seats trying to get him to remember. I…

“Why can’t I just be cool?”

last time? not so fast......

Ok, so speaking of celebrities at Disneyland- one time I met Zachary Levi there, and he was quite possibly the NICEST human ever and he took a picture and was basically one hundred percent chill. Then I saw him later, and he gave me a head nod, unprompted, like a “Hey, I remember earlier today when you got all sweaty…

Why is there so much Anne Hathaway hate and so little Lea Michelle hate? Seems we got it backwards.

Henry Winkler visits Lucille Ball?

I'm reading a $0.99 romance novel ebook I don't even know the name of!

I’d like nothing better at this point than for HRC to win by >10 points in the popular vote, and then on November 9 for the Justice Department to announce that both Trump and his shitbag son have been indicted for enough counts of tax fraud that they’ll both be in prison until the 26th century if convicted.

I thought that was disgusting as well. She talks about the importance of love but she clearly doesn’t give a flying shit about the two young ones who were taken away...

Aaaand... cue me googling “hypebeast” and realizing, for the umpteenth time this week, how old I am. I’ve definitely reached a watershed moment of barely understanding what is going on with the young people anymore.

ILY

Yeah, but he’s still not Kanye; that gets points from me.

And “homemade.” Fuuuuuuuucccck. How words work? Shoulda gone whole hog and said “artisanal.” Also tamari with chipotle doesn’t sound yum. And is coconut nectar what exactly? Oil? Or?

Day 3 of @soulcycle and loving it!

I was just saying three days ago that I was glad that off all the 90s fashion that has come back in style, we’ve at least as a society advanced enough that we aren’t emblazoning ourselves with gigantic logos, particularly Tommy Hilfiger. And now you gotta go and prove me wrong, world. What’s next? Vuarnet France? Chip…

I love Leslie Jones. But you could not pay me enough money to go to this year’s Olympics.

Is there a place for us to go should that happen? Another blog structured site where we could become Jez 2.0 even if it’s all written by the commenters? A place where the Kardashians can’t find us?

Except in his version, she would meet the fiance though the recipient of her dad’s heart... as if her dead father had brought them together!