hazelnutt
Hazel Nutt
hazelnutt

My least favorite thing is all the people saying she’s doing this for publicity but this is actually from a movie set. It’s just a promotional snap they released. This isn’t her at home fucking around.

Listening to her parents is literally the worst thing she’s ever done. Girl never even stood a chance.

But wait.. I’m confused. Didn’t jez hate her for something a month or two ago? I’m totes confused. We’re supposed to cheer women who are successful but also should hate her because she didn’t say the right thing that one time?

Getting laid off sucks. Please accept my anonymous internet support.

Thank you. This week I’m focusing on going to my doctors and getting as many prescriptions filled as I can before my insurance runs out. That, and yesterday I had surgery for a dental implant that I’ve been putting off.

I have no idea about their realness but I do know the coliseum is just about the least romantic place I’ve ever been.

That’s the sad thing. It’s really not.

Still not worse than Trump 2016.

Why does Lea Michele always look like she belongs in a salad dressing commercial?

Hi, fellow Hoosier! Fuck Mike Pence!

The type to discover she’s pregnant and drive a few counties over to have an abortion at a clinic that won’t recognize her as a protester*.

He can haunt a courthouse lavatory. Instead of Moaning Myrtle, we’ll have Screaming Scalia.

RBG IS COMING FOR YA, MIKE PENCE

Awwww, really? What parts? My wife and I watched expecting two hours of Robert de Niro mansplaining Mad-Men-style business practices to a bumbling Anne Hathaway, and we came away surprised and mildly heart-warmed. I didn’t get a condescending vibe from de Niro at all; in fact it felt like they went out of the way to

As a vagina-haver, I am so happy to have partner who loves and supports me, and actually TALKS about it. Dudes I’ve dated (even long term) in the past have said they were proud of me behind closed doors, but would often opt out of events where I received an award or accolade of any kind. My partner is at every event

Did you not read the article? She didn’t check any magic box, and was recruited specifically because of her work.

As a fellow Oklahoman (and one who grew up in a house two blocks away from where Senator Warren went to highschool), I don’t get what the issue here is. There are lots of white people here with Native American ancestry who look like Elizabeth Warren, including me and the current principal chief of the Cherokee Nation.

That’s an entire commercial for ancestry.com right now...’I grew up thinking I was German but DNA says I’m Scottish.’ I really don’t have an opinion about Warren’s previous claim but it’s not like she's the first person to think they were of one heritage when they weren't.

“The right side of his body is kind of held together by metal bands,