She also just said her two year old is the most fun and funny person she’s ever been around in her life. I don’t know if I should feel more sorry for her or for the little special snowflake.

im worried about demi. i think either she’s using again or her meds arent right. and if not she’s def not working her program. she seems like shes always in a bad place online

I know: I LOVE NURSES. My sister is a nurse and she is fucking awesome.

When I had to take ambien I had to start putting my phone in another room. One night I was texting my gf who was downstairs watching tv with some friends that bats were in the bedroom attacking me. I woke up to about 200 pictures of blank walls I took in the dark of “the bats” and some weird Instagram posts. That's…

The title made it sound like she was causing trouble on the flight. Instead it seems like something terrible happened to her.

Do people make stuff up like that just because of pills and alcohol, I wonder? Or was she freed from whatever inhibitions kept her from disclosing the abuse? Either way, how awful for it all to happen so publicly.

Gah. I hope she’s all right and it was just a one-off bad reaction to the combo of wine and pills. How scary for the kid too, damn.

Kudos to the nurses who stepped up to care for a stranger to keep everything calm.

I thought Rubens was only caught wanking off in public, in a porn theater?

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

Well, holy fuck.

olivia i just ordered spicy cheetos from amazon to my home

Maybe fire ants, because bees are important. I think.

I feel like the comparison images where Liam has facial hair and Chris doesn’t aren’t really fair. Both of them look exponentially better with some hair on their face and to get a true comparison they need to either both be baby-faced or neither. For example:

Liam's super cute but Chris is Thor. Thor wins. All day. Everyday.

No, he is not. Even if he was as objectively good looking as his brother, Chris is also funny, therefore exponentially adding to his overall attractiveness and leaving Liam in the dust.

I’m #teamtheotherone

i like them too! i know not everyone is a miley fan, but i think she’s got a good heart and they seem(ed) really happy together. i’m here for it.

come at me, but i am seriously pulling for miley and liam. I LOVE LOVE

Iced tea + lemonade = Arnold Palmer