@artiofab: Ze hippopotamos vilt comt!

I, like many before, have to assume that this was removed because it is terrible writing. I have hope that, because this guy and Twilight woman got published, I can be.

Forget I was here.

Billy Mays' death upset me far more than that of any other star last year. It was truly a sad day. Now I wake up in the middle of the night with the Slap Chop guy staring at me creepily and telling me about his nuts. No more shall I be awakened by Mays' excited yelling.

Why do people hate Micheal Cera so much? I honestly don't get it. Sure, he plays the same kind of character often, but he usually does it pretty well, right?

I feel horrible. All the scientific discussion going on in the comments, and all I can think about after this article is how funny it is that this guy's name is Ross.

#entropy

Will this mean I can finally sync my iPod Touch on my Win 7 laptop?

@comrade_leviathan: There was a paper, I read about it either here or on Gizmodo, that talked about time travel being theoretically impossible because of entropy. To go back in time, entropy must be undone, which is impossible.

@Lightbourn: Don't you mean "iJoke"?

Guys, Kevin Smith has both a wife and a Fleshlight. Why must it be mocked? I'd be willing to bet many many females have some sort of vibrator. Are we going to make fun of them for it?

@ilovetofu: I just saw this. You're awesome.

@sam.marusich: This follows Occam's Razor, though.

@Myst3ry: Then star this man. And me.... Or not.

@kernelRiot: Ghost!!!!!!!

@Kaiser-Machead: Now my life is complete.

@That_was_totally_Batman: I don't think he means just BP. The people who gave passes on the inspections, the execs that knew things weren't up to code, anyone who knew this wasn't up to standard and didn't do anything.

Maybe... maybe it'll work with my computer, now. Who am I kidding, I doubt it.