How does make it only using a microwave require a full set of measuring cups, some measuring spoons, a spoon for stirring and a microwavable glass bowl? That a lot more than only a microwave. oh and Werther’s are not square. You mislead me, like a Trump era press briefing.

your hands!

here is an interesting concept. As we all know from all f the auto plants shutting down, cars are computers. When computer chips overheat, they shut down or burn out, and in any 10 year old computer overheating is an issue, so it may be the control chip is overheating. Another issue that happened in my daughter’s 91 Ci…

No, parents are for the Chili cookoff.

OK, he forgot the key component of a good textured meatloaf, SALT. Not a lot but you want to have enough to taste, and you use it to extract the protein in the meat which is what causes it to hold together. the breadcrumbs soak up fat as the product cooks and helps hold the meat juices in, but salt holds it together.…

They are not! They told you they were dead so you’d quit bothering them!

there are few things I hate more than getting flavored coffee at a restaurant or as a gift. If it is caramel or a sweet flavor they taste like crap unless you load them with so much cream and sugar that you can’t taste the coffee, only the flavor. Where i work we have a line of Hot cocoa mixes, so we have Keurigs…

just send them to Starbucks, all the burnt coffee you can stomach.

He also realized that if he paid his employees enough money to buy the cars they built, he got the money back.

Well, Coke probably loves making money without spending any. Wait for the lawsuit stating that a governmental body punished them for invoking their 1st Amendment rights to free speech. Worth untold sums and establishes the Republicans as fascists officially.

They can’t be, he’s a brown car, not a white one. Wait a minute, does that mean Larry the cable guy was in Blackface? That would make him their hero.

Maybe he’s been neutered, my dog looked the same way after he had his balls removed.

I guess this means this New Republican Party needs a new slogan. How about

So, if corporations are people, does that mean any corporation in Texas can’t close a company that existed for more than 6 weeks as that would be an abortion of the business?

If the room is dark, don’t forget to light a candle because a lightbulb can get very hot.

in 2018 I got a custom order Ford Fusion Energi from a dealer in Chicagoland. Here’s the rub, I didn’t order it. The person who ordered it didn’t want the nav system and self parking. It arrived around 8 months after he ordered it, and surprisingly he bought a different car and cancelled his order. My benefit is the…

Mental Gymnastics is not This is not gymnastics, gymnastics requires skills and competence. One may say it is her stream of consciousness, but that would require movement and advancement in her thoughts. This is more of a puddle of consciousness, something’s there and it isn’t productive.

Not to be Commander Buzzkill, but you got lucky. Nathans Hot Dogs are made with sorbitol which does not char. Cheap hot dogs use copious amounts of dextrose and corn syrup which char at a lower temperature, so if you throw one of those on a properly hot grill they will be the charred toothpicks you described from your…

It makes me cry thinking that Luther, his anger translator wasn’t real.

I went to the drug store the other day, the clerk asked “May I help you?” I said can you show me where the talcum powder is? the clerk said “Walk this way.” I replied “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need the talcum powder”