You meant pieces of crap, Right?

OK, your significant other says they don’t want you drinking on the Holiday because you and your brother get too crazy. So, you make the JELLO loaf in the header photo, the white is a gelled Pina colada, the blue, gelled blue curacao, the bright green sour apple schnapps, etc. There are none so blind as the blind…

It still recognizes Abraham Lincoln, but they now follow George Lincoln Rockwell.

Well. to take it a little darker in that direction, the 4 presidents behind him are dead, is it her wishful thinking?

There are three types of lies, LIES, damned lies and Statistics.

It’s Lutefisk and Lefse. Nothing says Christmas with eraser textured fish.

is it made from real elves?

Now another interesting twist, as he was pardoned, there is no 5th amendment self incrimination to worry about. If subpoenaed, he would be compelled to answer all questions as he couldn’t be prosecuted a second time on those charges. He could be prosecuted for obstruction or contempt of court if he refuses however.

No, I.O.W.A. -Idiots Out Wandering Around (it’s not like they refused to vote Trump)

1 stroke joke. Too excited to do any more.

You are way overthinking this. His campaign is running out of cash, if he holds this big party at his hotel, he will be stuck with the unpaid bill. Donald does not get stuck with the bill, he sticks you with the bill.

Or pt the leftover in a plastic bag and slap it on the couer a few times to get the air out of the guac and then squeeze any air out before sealing. the color will stay for days. A Foodsaver does a good job with vacuum sealing, or there are guac savers on Amazon where you can squeeze out the air, we have one at home…

Don’t buy organic spices. They either use a less effective sterilization method or in some cases no sterilization. Spices are inherently dirty, they are grown in third world conditions and need sterilization. Buy standard processed spices, these are now mostly irradiated to reduce bacteria, some are still sterilized…

Try Sumac, overlooked by most people, but it could be your missing flavor. Always a touch when I see Middle Eastern recipes. 

Yes, you’re right. We turned the corner and ended up in an even crappier neighborhood.

I would never join any group which had standards so low they would accept me as a member.

I am one of those guys with the high IQ,145+ depending what year I took it. I have had a lot of friends who were also at the genius levels. Here is the thing I learned from this, 95% of them were OCD or hovering around the Autism spectrum. Several were hyper focused on one aspect of their life planned a future and if…

Interesting thought here. With Covid, my employer declared me an essential worker and kept me working during lockdown. Maybe Fox News can sign him up and classify him as an essential worker and film his last weeks in hospice care. Think about it, his years of opioid use weakening the effects of the morphine they will…

Having lost several family members to cancer, I feel bad for him. But when I think of the Medal, the only consolation is in the thought it was given to the cancer for eliminating a national threat.

It has more Christmas songs than “White Christmas” a holiday standard. But then again, the other three in the top 4 Christmas Movies are Gremlins, Lethal Weapon and Die Hard 2.