No, the more traditional wines are drunk in the same brown paper ag they were delivered to you in. A brick in brown paper, or maybe MD 2020 is the ultimate connoisseur experience. But Taco bell needs a malty flavor to compliment it, something gentle like Colt 35 or Olde English 800 (the Mad dog 2020 of beer)

I’m bald, I can’t do a clip on. Would a baseball cap with attached ponytail work? A lot of times recipes don’t improve with substitutions.

You forgot one. “The Cooking Show Psycho”. They can’t boil water but spend every hour they are free watching whatever trendy food show is on or reading food blogs so they can tell you how Kenji, or Alton, or Guy or the Pioneer Woman would do what you are doing. My general reply is they’re not here, so shut up and…

I was going to sign up but my bone spurs are acting up.

Well, I’m no conservative so my views may be a little different. I view it as how do you determine greatness? My view is you do not achieve true success or greatness until you allow or teach someone to exceed what you have accomplished. No conservative can ever achieve true greatness as allowing people to exceed your…

Wasps have never been good at Real History.

Trump proves otherwise. Unless he is the exception that proves the rule. Failure isn’t success training, Learning from failure is success training, Trump just fails bigger., HE DOESN’T LEARN.

Officers! they’re looting the Food Lion!

Smell isn’t the whole story, salmonella and camphylobacter and staph will hurt you without a tell tale smell. Also, if the chicken is vacuum packaged it can pick up a funky aroma unrelated to spoilage. Basically the best way to tell is the tattoos. That’s why they sell so much skinless chicken, so you don’t see the…

Most likely that is an abscess. A nice pocket of bacteria, complain to the brand, They may send you coupons for more diseased chicken parts.  USDA procedure is supposed to catch things like that before they leave the plant. This is fairly common in pork Jowls, they have to be slashed to be inspected for abscesses to…

None of these are usable for induction, so my vote goes to Ikea. I have had two small pans of theirs for about 5 years now and though they have a few knicks from my wife using a fork on them, they still work well. And as they are made for the European market they are all induction capable. Another point is they are…

None of these are usable for induction, so my vote goes to Ikea. I have had two small pans of theirs for about 5…

Everyone loves convertibles

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All they heard was “Born to raise the flag, Love the red , white and Blue!”

You’re overthinking. He thinks his father in law is a pussy

André René Roussimoff (May 19, 1946 – January 27, 1993), best known as André the Giant, was a French professional wrestler and actor.[1]

Yes, but with ketchup do his dad would approve.

It would be hard to get Andre the giant to read this year as he is dead, not mostly dead. It would be nice if he could do Ted His way, bashing his head in with  a rock. Not very sporting, but Ted would have to do it for his favorite movie.

I can see exempting the three Stooges, but you can leave in Joe Derita and Curly Joe, they didn’t add value.

I have to correct you, RURAL WHITE TRASH voted him in. Clinton was carried in the Urban Areas and looking at the rest of the county it was the flyovers that killed us.